This book has everything. Haircuts. One dead ficus. Wine. Strangers. Swords. Omnikinetic balls. Sensibly portable armor. Danger. Sibling rivalry. Doors in trees. Kissing. Intrigue. Etc. You know you want it.

This book has everything. Metal dragons. Motorcycles. Cake. Ancient oracles. Wannabe kings. More haircuts. More kissing. Pink pants. Blatant disregard for fire safety. Napkins. Magic nuns. Betrayal. Etc. What more could you want?