BEING the FIRST INSTALLMENT of the compleat and unexpurgated Correspondence of two Ladies of Quality, who defied the constraints laid upon them by Society in order to consort with dashing rogues, overindulge in strong spirits, attempt to escape an intolerable betrothal, engage in some light vixenish teasing, and learn the details of a delicate and daring Matter of Honour; AND DESCRIBING the many gentlepersons of their acquaintance, their most shocking exploits, their most fashionable dresses, and the finest ballrooms; AND ILLUSTRATING their eternal sisterly devotion each to the other and their unflagging pursuit of Passionate Romance.

BEING the SECOND INSTALLMENT of the compleat and unexpurgated Correspondence of two Ladies of Quality, who are swept away to the Americas and encounter the crassness of the newly moneyed class, are horrified to learn Gainful Employment is held in high esteem, toy with the affections of various lowly but wealthy Misters, play some strip-whist, and negotiate the delicate matter of being a captive bride to a Noble Savage; AND DESCRIBING the lack of moors in the American landscape, the efficacy of assless chaps, the superior dentistry, the slightly addictive quality of doughnoughts, and the unfortunate state of New Jersey; AND ILLUSTRATING as ever their eternal sisterly devotion each to the other and their unflagging pursuit of Passionate Romance.

BEING the THIRD INSTALLMENT of the compleat and unexpurgated Correspondence of two Ladies of Quality, who are heinously abducted by Pyrates, who defy their captors with their willful spirits, thrill to the sight of many well-sculpted and always bare chests, and who are cruelly separated from one another, from their cherished gowns, and from their restorative gin; AND DESCRIBING a masked scoundrel with mysterious connections to High Society, a free exchange of ‘booty’, their looming dread of a nameless Pirate Queen, and many shocking revelations; AND ILLUSTRATING as ever their eternal sisterly devotion each to the other and their unflagging pursuit of Passionate Romance.

BEING AN AFFECTIONATE PARODY and the fourth and final installment of the compleat and unexpurgated Correspondence of two Ladies of Quality, who are cruelly sold into a silken prison, delight in the discovery of caftans, avoid the heated embrace of dark-eyed foreign potentates, and make a thrilling yet totally believable escape; AND DESCRIBING a tender reunion of parted lovers, attempted reconciliations with Certain Pyrates, a triumphant return to High Society, and a Really Good Grovel; AND ILLUSTRATING how their eternal sisterly devotion each to the other and their unflagging pursuit of Passionate Romance leads our heroines at last to their Happily Ever After.