You have never read a book like this hilarious collection of satires, news, satirical reviews, and stories collected from The Satirist: America's Most Critical Journal. Learn how to start your own religious cult in the "Seven Habits of Highly Efficient Cult Leaders"! Read how converting empty shopping malls into prisons can transform the US economy! Are you a conspiracy theorist? Take the test! Discover Claire Hoyt, "Shrink to the Stars," who gossiped openly about the secrets of her clients, Hollywood's leading celebrities! Did the French philosopher, Claude Roger, plagiarize from his own students? Was Max Sazonov a great Russian poet or a total idiot? Read reviews of imaginary movies! Read reviews of imaginary works by John Irving and Thomas Pynchon. Read hilarious news, such as "Jesus Look-alike to be Crucified for Feeding 5,000 Homeless People" And much more! 58 articles in all! "The more blandness and repression there is in any society, the more need there is for irreverence toward those who are responsible for that blandness and repression. The Satirist serves such a purpose with imagination and style." -Author/comedian Paul Krassner "An instant Borgesian classic!"