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The Stinky Stump
2023
First Published
4.08
Average Rating
175
Number of Pages
Enter the world of The Royal Curtain, Amsterdam’s premier gentleman’s club. Here you can have as good a time as your money can stretch. You can watch the dancers, have a private dance, you can take things even further. For the right price you can go to the backstage, where you can meet The Stinky Stump. She is the ultimate good time, a stag legend. Can you last ten minutes with her, if you can you become a legend yourself, and all your drinks are paid for that night. Can you imagine the kudos you’ll receive from all your friends? To the shouts of ‘Lick The Stump’ stag after stag will step up to test their mantle. Chrissy is The Stinky Stump. She is a midget sex worker. She doesn’t wash, she’s covered in absolutely everything nastyyou can think of… It’s all just a laugh. But how did the legend of The Stump begin? Where did she come from, and how did she get where she is? Are their people out there who care for her, and wonder what has become of her? The ballad of The Stinky Stump will repulse, and move you in equal measures. DE McCluskey brings you splatterpunk, but he’s giving you a whole lot more too. This tale takes Ozzie’s kebabs to a brand new level.
Avg Rating
4.08
Number of Ratings
122
5 STARS
36%
4 STARS
41%
3 STARS
19%
2 STARS
3%
1 STARS
1%
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Author

D. E. McCluskey
D. E. McCluskey
Author · 17 books

I love horror, and I love Christmas. Some would say that the two are not mutually associated, I would tell you different. I started writing at Christmas, back in the days of yore. I was reading The Night Before Christmas, by Clement Clarke Moore to my daughter who was too excited to sleep. But, I used my secret weapon, my boring voice she was soon catching the right amount of zzzzz's... As I tiptoed out of the room, giving Santa the space he needed to do his bit, I thought to myself, you know what? I could write something like that... So I did... The good Behaviour Act was written, the first story in Interesting Tymes, my very first publication. I live in sunny Liverpool in the UK with my partner and daughters, I used to work in IT but don't anymore, and am the happier person for it. I love football, music and film... I also enjoy long walks, pretty flowers, and gratuitous violence and nudity... I can be found mostly on Facebook @demccluskey_author or on Twitter @dammagedpro @demccluskey1 my website is www.dammaged.com

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