The incredible story of German goalkeeper Lutz Pfannenstiel ― the most interesting footballer you've never heard of. A massive bestseller in Germany, this astonishing, fascinating and at times hilarious book relates a football career in which

• Became the only person to have played professional football in all FIFA Confederations
• Was wrongly jailed for match fixing in Singapore ― spending 101 days in horrific conditions
• Signed for 25 teams (including Notts Forest, Wimbledon's Crazy Gang and Calgary)
• Stopped breathing three times after his heart stopped during a game
• Turned down mighty Bayern Munich to play in Malaysia
• Coached teams in such exotic locations as Norway, Namibia, Armenia and Cuba
• Kidnapped a Penguin! All this because he simply loved playing football and because, quite simply, goalkeepers are mad!