Who knew vampires could be seen on screen and filmed by digital cameras? Certainly not Lucien D’Arque. And now he has a he's going viral. It all started innocently enough with audio only ASMR, but he's become a heartthrob on OnlyFangs, a living (well, undead) legend, all cheekbones and brooding stares. The internet? Obsessed. Him? Not so much. The truth? He never thought his immortality would involve fan cams, thirst traps, and people sending him unsolicited memes. But here he is, drowning in compliments, DMs, and increasingly unsettling fan art. And what's worse? He kinda... likes it. He just wanted to be a mysterious vampire legend, not an OnlyFangs influencer. Now, with the return of Camilla - a centuries-old ex - who never met a drama she didn’t love - sliding into his DMs, Lucien must keep floating in his velvet-saturated existential crisis, or join Camilla in a duet of pure, undiluted chaos? It’s time for Lucien D'Arque to will he be an immortal icon or just an internet meme with a really great jawline and fabulous hair? Perfect for fans of What We Do in the Shadows, Byronic goth energy, and anyone who’s ever whispered “I’m not like other vampires” while wearing velvet.