A collection of darkly funny stories, which, together, comprise a certain portrait of an uncertain man. From the sleazy streets of Reno, Nevada, to the sleazier streets of Los Angeles, California, This Isn't a Story: Stories spans a period of thirty years, from the middle 1980s to the late 2010s, and presents a nonlinear account of the strange mundanity, the sordid hilarity, and the deep, erotic sadnesses of one man's Millennial life - a pretty good and mostly easy, absurd and sorry life.