Aki’s job is to study the warriors of New Rangipo. But not only are the buff, nearly naked warriors ignoring him, they’re making him so hard he can’t stand without embarrassing himself. When the tribe’s wise woman sends him off to bathe in the hot springs, he assumes it’s so he can get himself under control. But Aki quickly discovers that one warrior is interested in an exchange of intimate cultural studies. Sometimes having a warrior is more fun than being a warrior.