Tanty—better known as Vixen, one of Santa's shape-shifting reindeer—loves toys. Grown-up toys. Sex with men is great, but toys go when you want them to go and don't stop until you say stop. No muss, no fuss, and all fun. Bok buys toys. Not only toys for good little human girls and boys, but also sex toys for elves who make a request. If it tickles, wiggles, thrusts, licks, or tingles then Bok's the elf to see for purchasing that perfect personal treasure. What Bok wants most of all is to provide Tanty with everything she needs, toys and all, but he doesn't think the feistiest of the reindeer will be interested in playing with him, an overweight computer nerd. Tanty wouldn't have thought so either, but by golly Bok and his goodies start to jingle her bells. No matter how much fun a toy is, it doesn't cuddle at night or kiss you good morning. And after all, why settle for one toy when you can have the supplier? Publisher's Note: This book contains explicit sexual situations, graphic language, and material that some readers may find objectionable: anal play.