Dating isn't my thing. Ever. Meeting a woman from the Holidates App, even less so. But to appease one of my best clients, here I am. It's almost a relief when the woman I'm vetting ghosts me. If only this entire endeavor could be written off like a lame April Fool’s joke. When Trix Conway drops into my lap before I can leave, though, there’s no way I’m letting the universe make a fool of me. I know right then and there I’m nobody’s fool but hers. No matter what, I’m gonna make her mine.