At the tender age of 34, April's mid-life crisis has come early, and the walls are closing in. Stuck in a dead end job with no boyfriend, no passion, and no foreseeable future, April turns to a blind date with the handsome gardener Zachary. But after a chance encounter with a jar of Mad Honey, and the arrival of a handsome new guy at work, April's heart and future grow more confusing and uncertain than ever. Who will April choose? What will she do in love and life? Or will she finally go feral and live out her days in the sewers as a creature of the night? ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ AI free story. Plotted, written, and edited by a human, from start to finish.