So you want to hear a story? A tale of lovely wenches and fearsome monsters? Of the unmatched depravity of lusty elves? Take a seat by the fire, grab a pint, and let me tell you the chronicle of Katyrynne De Nallare. Now, keep your hands to yourself while I recount the story... Ha! Just kidding, go right ahead. Hey, can someone help me out of these pants?

• Dumpling, goblin bard Katy’s life as the village healer is just how she likes it; quiet and predictable. Sure it gets lonely sometimes, but who would want to be with a girl with a missing hand, anyway? All that changes, however, when a strange, lovely woman with pointed ears and battle armor named Hannaeh washes up half-dead in the bay. Hannaeh is confident, seductive, and gods above, as horny as a cat in heat. There’s something about her that makes Katy want to drop to her knees and obey, whether that means crawling between Hannaeh’s legs, or pleasuring any of the men the elf ensnares with her charms. Being with Hannaeh makes Katy feel wanton, desired, and powerful. But even as Katy explores the newfound spark of her sensual awakening, dark forces begin to stir. When a friend goes missing, the two women must take matters into their own hands to save her. Provided they don’t get too distracted along the way.