Sadie loves to have the best of everything, and she and Dylan have been flirting over social media. When Dylan decides he wants to ask her out, he turns to their mutual acquaintance, Randal, for help. Randal spots a small Sadie won't like Dylan because he's an dishonest, smug, unpleasant, unemployed, cynical coward. Dylan says it's fine - as long as she doesn't find out. Read the rest in A Romantic Comedy of Errors for the Social Media Age, from the very wrongly termed "mind" of author Andrew Stanek.