Used Aliens is a satirical adventure comedy about fakery, life across the cosmos, and good-old-fashioned naughty behavior. Aliens are secretly manipulating and filming Jimmy Fresneaux as he struggles to become the next big celebrity fisherman. When a flying saucer crashes into his fishing hole, Jimmy tries to use the stranded survivors to jump-start his TV career. This first contact isn't accidental though. The Galactic Pool's saddest excuse for a politician has committed sabotage while plotting to rule Earth. And he's about to find out what happens when you mess with Earthlings. *81,000 words with a courteous 0.0149% F-word rate *There are sex scenes, but they are strictly telepathic. (sorry)