“Keep out of reach of dogs. Active ingredients include: dog dribble, campfire smoke, laughter, hate and/or love letters, beer, skid marks, roses, heavy metal, condoms, fish scales, chicken feathers, cigarette ash and blood. If swallowed, seek medical advice. Do NOT induce vomiting.“'Some dogs are hoons and they hurl abuse at all the cars that go past. Some dogs are hippies, blissing out on all the freedom with their ears flapping against their head. Ernie is the seasoned traveller.' Wayne has a life full of hassles. He's sixteen and stuck at home, his mum is on his back about every little thing and now his best mates are moving to NSW. Thank god for his crazy yellow dog, Ernie! But once his mates move, he faces an all-time low. And when a chance encounter with a farmer ends in disaster for Ernie, Wayne has to find the courage and strength to carry on. When he hits rock bottom can he hold onto his dream?