These nursery rhymes are NOT for your toddler… From age-gap to BDSM, the spins on these nursery rhymes are sure to have you reconsidering the originals… Who Stole the Cookie From the Cookie Jar? Benjamin Davies sees Charna Jones walking to the café every day at twelve-thirty on the dot, and he even though she’s out of his league, he must have her. And he will. It doesn’t matter that she’s twelve years his senior. It doesn’t matter that she’s a big-time executive and he’s a construction worker. Benjamin is going to take a cookie from Charna’s sultry cookie jar and never give it back.