‘There was a temple at the dawn of time. Except it was not a temple and it was not at the dawn of time. A dreadful thought crossed the man’s mind. Except the thought was not dreadful and the mind did not belong to a man. A tube train arrived at a London Underground station. Except it was not a tube train and it had not arrived at a London Underground station. The sabre-toothed tiger strode majestically across the ice-age wasteland. Except it was not a sabre-toothed tiger and it was not an ice-age wasteland. Memories cheat. But so do Faction Paradox.’