Carson Fisher, one of the world's greatest horror authors, is dead. In fact, he's been dead for over a decade, mouldering away till there's nowt left but bones. His murderer, also a horror author, but nowhere near as talented - and Carson's lover - has written the ultimate 'kiss 'n kill' autobiography from inside prison, documenting their strange life and explaining why Carson deserved to die. Turns out Carson has been a very naughty boy.