Have you ever considered what would be so valuable to you that it would be worth selling your soul? Money? Power? Fame? Tina's ambitions aren't quite so lofty. All she wants is to be slightly more attractive so that she can be like the popular girls at school. Fortunately, she runs into Mephistopheles, who has seen enough teen movies to know that the secret to making ugly girls attractive is to remove their glasses. Join Tina and Mephistopheles as they learn valuable lessons about mortality and friendship. But be warned. This is not a tale for the faint of heart or weak of bladder. By opening this book, you are exposing yourself to a story so terrifying that you may never have a restful night's sleep again. Reading this could give you nightmares. It could cause urinary tract infections. It might even give you... SHINGLES!