Writing in response to Steve Harvey's 'Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man,' author Maria Bustillos reveals the secrets of women in order that men, too, can get what they want from women—which is to get them into bed. An absurdist meditation on the battle of the sexes—and required reading for would-be Lotharios as well as parents of teenage girls—from the author of Dorkismo: the Macho of the Dork.