The only and therefore funniest actuarial fairy tale book in the world! Actuarial Fairy Tales is the result of fitting a statistical humor distribution to a dataset of well-known fairy tales after making some assumptions and unfounded extrapolations. Featuring a diversified portfolio of statistically scintillating stories, R-punzel The Princess and the p-value Beauty and the Beastly Actuary RumpelSTATSkin Goldilocks and the Three-Bear Market Analysts Hypothesis tests show, at the 1 percent level, that this audiobook is significantly funnier than being eaten by a wolf, locked in a tower or poisoned by an apple. The perfect bedtime listening for actuaries, data analysts, and financial analysts everywhere, guaranteed to send them to sleep.