Grouchy alien. Cheerful human. And one freaked-out, cock-blocking kitten. Did I plan on being stranded in a sandstorm? No. Did my cat decide to make an escape attempt at the worst possible time? Yes. Did Dimek, the most powerful alien warrior I've ever met, come to my rescue? Yes. (Though I'm not sure why. I didn't even think he knew my name.) Are we trapped in his shelter? Yes. Is there only one bed? Also, yes. (This is not a problem. Have I mentioned that Dimek is gorgeous?) Then, when we're in the middle of making out, does my cat make a running leap for the bed and land on Dimek's balls? *Author note: this is a newsletter exclusive story, if you want to receive it you just have to subscribe to the author's newsletter.