Alvin Ho does not think the great outdoors is great. It is super-duper scary. Here are a few reasons why:

1. Flash floods
2. Meteorites
3. Lots of creepy trees
4. Pit toilets! Luckily, when his dad suggests—gulp!—a camping trip, Alvin is prepared. He has:
5. A portable generator
6. Night-vision goggles
7. Toilet paper
8. More toilet paper! So grab your mosquito netting and your heavy-duty flashlight and experience the great outdoors with the one and only Alvin Ho.