Ghouls just wanna have fun? More like ghouls just want a damn break! So far, I haven’t managed to completely suck at being undead, but there’s a huge problem. My second soul doesn’t want to move on. He’s more concerned about trying to avoid me at every opportunity. It's like he's terrified I'm going to eat his entire body à la carte style... Jasper says this often happens and that not every person wants to rest in peace. Me? I refuse to give up on any of my souls. If I’m stuck here until I help 1000 dead people cross over, I’ll do everything I can to make sure I don’t fail. I pretty much failed at life. I don’t want to fail in the afterlife, too. Oh, and I’m now allergic to dogs. Yeah. Tell me about it. As if my undead life didn't suck enough already! At least I have Jasper, Owen, and the Devil himself to take my mind off things...