Wit. Wisdom. And Distilled Fucktardation. “Hey, this whole mission’s like banging a fat transvestite chick in an elevator – wrong on so many levels.” “The only way any of you are going to sick call is if your dick falls off. And you better have it in your hand when you come ask me to go.” “Marines – get ready to run like a Mexican in Laredo...” Just when you think Master Gunnery Sergeant Fick has had the last word, after the conclusion of the ARISEN series, along comes ARISEN : Raiders – a blistering prequel series telling the tale the MARSOC Marines on the JFK over those first two years of Zulu Alpha. And of course, for pretty much every minute of that, Master Guns Fick has been tearing his junior Marines new ones, calling out command on their jackassery and fucktardation, and generally being completely fucking hilarious – and equally completely rude and profane. So enjoy this second (and final?) collection of kick-ass Fickisms, the very best of Fick's wit and wisdom from the entire Raiders spin-off series. As before, all initial proceeds from the sale of this book will go to benefit the Marine Raider Foundation. ARISEN Fick Never Dies (Seriously. He Never Fucking Dies.)