She used to be a b-girl. She used to be alone. And she used to be not in love. All that changes when a big, scaly, putrid zombie saves her from being abducted by goblins. A zombie who is actually an immortal Viking warrior in disguise, a powerful and gorgeous blond god who has no problems seducing Dazzle and making her fall in love with him. Too bad he only sees her as his duty.