Can you believe the size of it? It’s just so big, so thick, so out there... Rumor is it’s named and trademarked. How cocky can the man be? Parker Kent is the latest craze. He’s stupid hot. Women fall at his feet. Men want to be him. Fourteen-foot-high billboards of him in his Calvin Kleins cause automobile accidents daily. He’s like Nickelback or the Kardashians. We claim to love to hate them, but secretly… As much as I’m ashamed to admit it, I’m not immune to his charm. But that was my guilty pleasure to keep to myself. The closest I figured I’d ever get to him was the billboard near my apartment. Now he’s asking me to assess his prize possession for insurance purposes. Are the rumors true? I guess I’m about to find out.

Asking my best friend’s sister to help turn me into boyfriend material is a no brainer. What could go wrong? Notorious for my partying lifestyle, I’m the celebrity everyone wants a piece of. Producers, directors, women. And I’m more than happy to oblige. Until it lands me in a sticky situation. A photo with the wrong woman plastered all over social media has my career hanging in the balance. I need a fake girlfriend to help me transform my image. Jeanie Kent is a successful romance novelist and therefore intimately familiar with a subject I know nothing about. Better, she would never mistake a simple touch, an easy smile, or a whispered word for more than an act. Since she’s close to deadline and low on inspiration for her next book, I convince her that helping me out of a bind is a win-win situation. But as touches turn heated and we create our own private language, it’s hard to see her the way I used to. Turns out it only takes one woman to bring this bad boy bachelor to his knees. The one woman who could never see me as boyfriend material.