Can you believe the size of it? It’s just so big, so thick, so out there... Rumor is it’s named and trademarked. How cocky can the man be? Parker Kent is the latest craze. He’s stupid hot. Women fall at his feet. Men want to be him. Fourteen-foot-high billboards of him in his Calvin Kleins cause automobile accidents daily. He’s like Nickelback or the Kardashians. We claim to love to hate them, but secretly… As much as I’m ashamed to admit it, I’m not immune to his charm. But that was my guilty pleasure to keep to myself. The closest I figured I’d ever get to him was the billboard near my apartment. Now he’s asking me to assess his prize possession for insurance purposes. Are the rumors true? I guess I’m about to find out.