I'm Sylvie Orion, bounty hunter for the Triad, and the wheel has turned. Karma's coming in hot and Lydia Pettie is going down. She may have more magic than I'll ever see, and yes she tortured me forever ago in high school, but I've got my own brand of bad ass witchery now. Monster Os (yes those Os but supersized) won't keep me from dragging her bitch witch butt to jail. This short story introduces the Bad Magic Bounty Hunter series. Motherducking Magic is the next book and is a full length urban fantasy novel.

(Note: At one point Goodreads had unified the short story prequel and the novel and some people were upset that the short story was short. Motherducking Magic is a full length novel. Just so no one is confused about the reviews that are still incorrectly attributed to this title on Goodreads.) I'm the worst. Seriously. Ask anyone and they'll tell you, "Sylvie Orion is the world's worst witch." But being a supernatural bounty hunter requires more smarts than magic. So put that on your wand and suck it, beyotches. When my latest client—a kleptomaniac werewolf—disappears, I'm on the hunt to drag him to justice. It should be a simple track ‘em and cuff ‘em operation, but this is me we're talking about. Next thing I know, I have a vampire sidekick, am left for dead in a ditch, and piss off half of Shifter Nation. It's not fun, but it's all survivable right up until I'm accused of being in cahoots with my skip trace to steal Witchdom's most wanted magical relic. Everyone thinks I have it. And the bad guys are on me like a bad acne hex. If they get this relic? Hell will look like paradise. Forget the werewolf, I've got to find that relic and clear my name, or die trying. Stephanie Plum meets Twilight in this full length urban fantasy novel!

I'm Sylvie Orion. Normally I'm a bounty hunter, but now I'm a prisoner of destiny, a destiny I never asked for, a destiny I might not survive. My soul's been stolen and with it my magic, my vampire sidekick is dust, and Shifter Nation seems to think I'm their personal pawn. Oh, and if I go, so does the world. I'm not sure the motherducking witch who stole my soul read that particular fine print. My only option is to find a way to come out on top the next time the wheel turns. I'm not giving up. The world is counting on me, the worst witch to ever witch. The next installment of Bad Magic Bounty Hunter series is a full length novel and a perfect read for fans of Stephanie Plum and Twilight.