My name is Cole Bannen and I'm a recovering priest. Eight years in prison will do that to you. But I’ve been out of jail for less than a day and I find myself falling back into old habits. Which mostly consists of phony exorcisms. A long time ago, I was warned about the dangers of messing around with such things. I paid no attention, because I don't even believe in possession. Welp, I was wrong and I messed up bad—and now, with a demon living inside my head, I've gone from being a mediocre priest to a bad priest. I'm just hoping there's enough good in me left to help some hapless souls before I get dragged down to the pits of Hell where I belong. In this set... Episode 3 — Warm Piss It took all of two hours before Father Cole Bannen fell back into old habits. Fake exorcisms? Check. Cash in hand? Check. Actual demon inside his head? Uhh... maybe? Episode 4 — Only a very skilled engineer should build a skyscraper, for fear of it toppling. Only a very skilled chef should prepare blowfish, for fear of it poisoning the guests. Only a real, devout priest should perform exorcisms, for fear of a real possession. Oops. Father Cole Bannen just f*ed up. This story is irreverant, violent, sarcastic, and pretty much guaranteed to offend. Perfect for fans of the movie Constantine and the show/graphic novel Preacher. For mature audiences only.
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True story: I used to cut up bodies. No, not for fun, you sick bastards–for work. After reaching the age of majority and fleeing the clutches of an overprotective mother, I went to university like a good boy. More than a decade later and an alphabet soup of letters after my name, I found myself looking down the double-chamber of a microscope at an eyeball. Feeling ironically introspective, I decided that it was time for a change. Three years and more than three-dozen novels later, I’ve found my true calling, one that also includes letters. Hopefully you see something in my catalog that you like, something to feast your eyes on. To keep up to date on new releases and to take part in bizarre contests and giveaways, be sure to sign up to my newsletter at www.PTLBooks.com. I also tend to drop updates, anecdotes, and other nonsense on my Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/groups/Logan... You can also hit me up on IG: @authorpatricklogan. THRILLERS ——————— DETECTIVE DAMIEN DRAKE Butterfly Kisses (feat. Chase Adams, Dr. Beckett Campbell) Cause of Death (feat. Chase Adams, Dr. Beckett Campbell) Download Murder (feat. Chase Adams, Dr. Beckett Campbell) Skeleton King (feat. Dr. Beckett Campbell) Human Traffic (feat. Dr. Beckett Campbell) Drug Lord: Part I Drug Lord: Part II Prized Fight Almost Infamous CHASE ADAMS FBI Frozen Stiff Shadow Suspect Drawing Dead Amber Alert Georgina's Story Dirty Money Devil's Den Painted Ladies Adverse Effects DR. BECKET CAMPBELL, MEDICAL EXAMINER Bitter End (prequel) Organ Donor Injecting Faith Surgical Precision Do Not Resuscitate Extracting Evil TOMMY WILDE, CRIME SCENE CLEAN-UP One Wilde Night Two Wilde Weeks HORROR ————————- THE HAUNTED SERIES Shallow Graves The Seventh Ward Seaforth Prison Scarsdale Crematorium Sacred Heart Orphanage Shores of the Marrow Sacrifice THE INSATIABLE SERIES Skin Crackers Flesh Parasite Knuckles (4.5) Stitches FAMILY VALUES TRILOGY Witch (prequel) Mother Father Daughter
