She wants it close and smooth, and he's going to give it to her. While house sitting for his buddy, Eddie walks in on the young woman of the house in the shower. Apparently, some punk made fun of her bush, and now she's gone and cut herself trying to trim the hedges with tears in her eyes. She begs Eddie to show her how to shave properly, and although he knows it's wrong, he agrees to help. As soon as Eddie catches sight of that juicy pink peach, he knows he's going to need to take a bite. He doesn't care that she's half his age and completely off-limits. He's determined to show her how much better bare can be.