Dig the groovy new humor craze that's sweeping the country—inspired by TV's cool ghoul, Barnabas Collins—America's favorite pain in the neck! Why did Barnabas accept the part in Dark Shadows? Because they said he could drink on the job. Why did Barnabas become a vampire? He failed his blood test. How does Barnabas open the door to his house? He uses a skeleton key. Why does Barnabas like to bite airplane pilots? He says they make him high. Why does Barnabas use make-up when he goes on TV? Otherwise he'd have DARK SHADOWS. These and many other jokes are include in this book.