Barnabas Collins in a Funny Vein
By Marilyn Ross
1969
First Published
3.40
Average Rating
80
Number of Pages
Dig the groovy new humor craze that's sweeping the country—inspired by TV's cool ghoul, Barnabas Collins—America's favorite pain in the neck! Why did Barnabas accept the part in Dark Shadows? Because they said he could drink on the job. Why did Barnabas become a vampire? He failed his blood test. How does Barnabas open the door to his house? He uses a skeleton key. Why does Barnabas like to bite airplane pilots? He says they make him high. Why does Barnabas use make-up when he goes on TV? Otherwise he'd have DARK SHADOWS. These and many other jokes are include in this book.
Avg Rating
3.40
Number of Ratings
35
5 STARS
20%
4 STARS
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3 STARS
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2 STARS
9%
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Author
Marilyn Ross
Author · 62 books
William Edward Daniel Ross, W. E. Daniel "Dan" Ross (born 1912) is a bestselling Canadian novelist from Saint John, New Brunswick who wrote over 300 books in a variety of genres and under a variety of mostly female pseudonyms such as Laura Frances Brooks, Lydia Colby, Rose Dana, Jan Daniels, Ross Olin, Diane Randall, Clarissa Ross, Leslie Ames, Ruth Dorset, Ann Gilmer, Jane Rossiter, Dan Ross, Dana Ross, Marilyn Ross, Dan Roberts, and W.E.D. Ross. As Marilyn Ross he wrote popular Gothic fiction including a series of novels about the vampire Barnabas Collins based on the American TV series Dark Shadows (1966-71).
