A vampire, a werewolf, and a demon all walk into a bar... Sounds like the start of a bad joke. Want another? Alright, how’s this? They bring with them a greater demon and the most powerful vampire in all of NYC. One wants my help, the other wants me dead. Hysterical. Too bad it’s not a joke—just a typical Saturday night for me. I guess the upside is having sex with me hasn’t sent any of these smexy troublemakers to the hospital... yet... Frackin’ fudge fluffers...

A month ago, I had a quiet life. A job I loved and a dad who made me crazy. Now, I have four mates squeezed into this tiny apartment that we're being forced out of and I can't remember the last time I had personal space. Oh, and my powers are growing faster than I can learn what to do with them. Enter a strangely sexy prince of hell who claims I'm the key to his grand plans coming to fruition. Only those plans will lead to the end of the world as I know it. Super. Frackin' fudge fluffers...