An alternative cover edition for this ASIN can be found here. Hi, I’m Alice, personal protection specialist. The key to my success has been keeping a low profile. But when the mobster’s brother I was protecting got pureed by a tomato truck before he could testify in court, the internet turned “me” into a “meme.” I needed to lay low. And when you have nowhere left to go, that’s where you go: Nowhere, Nevada, a small town trying to make a name for itself with Big Things. Like the world's biggest lawn flamingo, corkscrew, pizza cutter... Ahh, home, not-so-sweet home. I arrived just in time to trip over another dead body. All the clues point to my brother, Charlie, being the bad guy. Some folks might call Charlie a slacker, just because he has no steady job, forgot to pay taxes and lost the family home, and now lives in a treehouse. He’s freewheeling, but my little bro’s no killer. I need to prove Charlie’s innocence, but my specialty is counter-surveillance, not amateur detective work. And Nowhere’s not making my job any easier. The hitman I’m evading may be geriatric, but he can still aim. There’s a persistent reporter dogging my heels, and a sexy PI I’m not sure I want to dodge. Can I clear my little brother and avoid becoming Nowhere’s next Big Fatality?