Tommy Nguyen and Felix Pearce have a perfect relationship. A perfect working relationship. Tommy’s the star of a hit kids’ TV show, and Felix is the cameraman who makes sure he always looks good. When a scheduling mishap coincides with the end of Tommy’s personal relationship, the two find themselves alone in a North Carolina hotel room with only one bed and time to kill. What happens in Asheville stays in Asheville—right? Bite Me (i love you) is a standalone novella of approximately 20,000 words. It references characters from The Reality of Us, and contains mild spoilers for that story. Content warnings: Contains mention of off page gun violence affecting a secondary character in the past.