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Instantly acquire all the knowledge you need to pass as an expert in the tinsel-tastic world of Christmas. Never again be found wanting when the conversation turns to how the most important religious festival on the Christian Calendar has been superseded by rampant commercialisation, why ‘Christmas Creep’ seems to start earlier every year, and why divorce lawyers report a surge in new instructions on the first working day after the holiday. This Bluffer’s Guide will help you get the most value from Christmas at the least cost to your wallet and sanity. It will teach you everything you need to know and say about the origins and evolution of the biggest religious feast day of them all (in case that should be forgotten). But, most importantly, it will see you safely through the holy festival of shopping and indigestion just in time to prepare you fully for the next one. DO SAY ‘Of course, Jesus was actually hypostatic, i.e. both fully human and fully divine.’ DON’T SAY (at a reindeer sanctuary) ‘Donner und Blitzen! Where’s Rudolf?’
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Boris Starling's writing career began at the age of eight, when his English teacher spotted that his short story was (a) unusually good for a child his age (b) copied verbatim from Tintin's 'Prisoners Of The Sun.' (That was also the first time he learnt the word 'verbatim', not to mention the term 'copyright violation'.) All his work since then has been strictly his own. He has written eight novels, including Sunday Times and New York Times bestsellers. Five appear under his own name (Messiah, Storm, Vodka, Visibility and, in a daring breakout from one-word titles, The Stay-Behind Cave) and three as Daniel Blake (Soul Murder (UK)/Thou Shalt Kill (US), City Of Sins (UK)/City Of The Dead (US) and White Death). Every one of these books features someone dying horribly somewhere along the way. Sometimes they even deserve it. Boris also created the 'Messiah' franchise which ran for seven years on BBC1, and has written screenplays for productions in the UK and US. He has inherited his grandfather's male pattern baldness, but sadly not his prodigious height. He is a keen sportsman, though he has now reached the age where enthusiasm and experience are beginning to trump sheer skill. He lives in Dorset, England, with his wife, children, greyhounds, and however many chickens manage to keep clear of marauding foxes.