Hi! I’m October Halloway, and yes, my entire personality is Halloween. Candy corn for breakfast? Obviously. Turning my house into a year-round haunted house that makes the HOA want to burn me at the stake…Yes, but at least I’d look hot. Dating life? Disaster. Men either bolt when I mention how many corpses you can fit in a trunk or faint when the bathroom mirror screams at them. Oops. But you know what doesn’t run? The dead. Turns out if you drink too much, spill glitter on a Ouija board, and offer cupcakes to forgotten graves, sometimes the skeletons RSVP. And when they do? They’re hot. Like… we should not be this horny for calcium hot. Now my life is jump scares, duct-tape rituals, and figuring out if “undead boyfriends” counts as a tax deduction. Scary. Sparkly. Probably illegal. Welcome to my love story.