Lerpo Yams is an a space outlaw with a talent for hustling his way through life, but after getting stranded on a desolate swamp planet for years, things aren’t quite as glamorous as they used to be. When The Bubble Alliance arrives looking for Lerpo’s help, he suddenly finds himself with a ticket out of the swamp by way of a dangerous and seductive mission. Lerpo is tasked with retrieving the blueprints of the Butt Star, a powerful weapon the size and shape of two moons that is capable of destroying a planet. Guarding those plans, however, is one of the most terrifying villains in the entire galaxy, Darth Bater, notorious unicorn masturbator and leader of The Umpire. The fate of the solar system rests on this hardcore anal pounding, but will Lerpo’s bad boy charm be enough to seduce Darth Bater? This erotic tale is 4,300 words of sizzling human on gay space unicorn action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and Darth Bater love.