Rainbow Capital

2027

Fabulous Bodies

2026

The Physical Manifestation Of My Slowly Looming Dread That The Whole World Is Falling Apart Eats Ass

2026

The Big Lebuttski

2026

Pound Hard

2025

How The Grunch Stole Chris’s Ass

2025

My Neighbor’s Twelve-Foot-Tall Decorative Halloween Skeleton Gets Me Off Also She Is A Lesbian

2025

Lucky Day

2025

This Lesbian Hot Dog Gets Me Off Also She Is A Doctor Also She Is Vegan

2025

One Must Imagine Sisyphus Happily Pounded By His Boulder

2025

Getting Dirty With My Sentient Lesbian Washing Machine

2025

Journalist Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of An Egregiously Mishandled Group Text From Members Of The Tromp Administration Containing Highly Sensitive Government Information

2025

A Midsummer Butt's Pound

2025

Unionized In The Butt And Now Everyone Is Safer, Happier And Better Paid

2025

A Buttmare On Pound Street

2024

Bury Your Gays

2024

Blown By This Handsome Sentient Bubblegum Who Is Also A Successful Landscape Architect

2024

Bisexually Banged By These Sentient Plastic Easter Eggs Who Eat Me Out From Both Sides While Im In A Standing Position Which Is A Pretty Cool Move

2024

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, And Both Of Them Pound Me Bisexually For Valentine’s Day

2024

My Sleep Paralysis Demon Is Actually Pretty Hot And She's Great At Oral

2024

Mothman Did A Great Job Installing My Home Audio System And Now He’s Eating My Ass

A Trans Buckaroo Tale

2024

Not Pounded By Stress Because I Took Some Time For Myself Which Is Perfectly Reasonable And Your Job Should Heck Off If They Give You A Hard Time About It

2024

Pounded By The Hanukkah Gelt I Won Playing Dreidel That I Thought I’d Never Eat But Now I’m Seeing In A Whole New Light Because It’s Two In The Morning And I’m Hungry

2023

This Pumpkin Spice Latte Gets Me Off in a Fun and Sincere Way Because It’s Okay for People to Enjoy Popular Things Without Being Shamed for the Perceived “Basicness” of Their Beverage Choices

2023

Camp Damascus

2023

The Physical Manifestation of Cancelled Plans Gets Me Off Because Deep Down I Kinda Didn’t Want to Go

2023

Sneak Peek for Camp Damascus

2023

Not Pounded By Bi Erasure Because My Current Hetero-Presenting Relationship Does Not Invalidate My Queerness

2023

Comic Strip Writer Scomp Adams Haunted In The Ass By The Things He Can’t Say Now That Free Thought Is Illegal Then Realizing It Is Legal He’s Just Not Smart Or Funny And Is A Bigot That Nobody Likes

2023

Pounded In The Butt By My Reluctance To Buy A Humble Bundle Featuring Stories With Gay Characters As Though That Has Some Kind Of Bearing On My Own Sexuality Or The Quality Of The Product Then Eventually Realizing It's Pretty Good And I'm Fine

2023

Sentient Sour Cream and Applesauce Bisexually Get Me Off for Hanukkah Because the Latkes Are Gone But My Ass is Still Here

2022

The Physical Manifestation Of Twiddor’s Rapid Descent Into Chaos Thanks To Inept Management From A Manbaby Edgelord Pounds Me In The Butt

2022

The Sentient Lesbian Em Dash — My Favorite Punctuation Mark — Gets Me Off

2022

Pounded In The Butt By My Handsome Sentient Library Card Who Seems Otherworldly But In Reality Is Just A Natural Part Of The Priceless Resources Our Library System Provides

2022

Just Kind Of Ignoring This Sad Lonesome T-Rex Who Is Screaming "Debate Me" From His Folding Chair

2022

All I Want for Christmas Is to Eat Out My Christmas Tree

2021

My Bizarre Obsession With The Fictional Narrative Of A War On Christmas Pounds My Butt

2021

Not Pounded by the Physical Manifestation of Bisexual Gatekeeping Because It's Super Gross and If You Do It You’re Not the Hero You Think You Are, You’re Actually Just a Jerk

2021

The Physical Manifestation Of My Coworkers And Me Discussing Our Salaries Even Though Our Boss Told Us Not To Gets Me Off

2021

Pounded By The Classics

Seven Literary Tales Of The Tingleverse

2021

20,000 Pounds Into My Butt

2021

I Have No Butt And I Must Pound

2021

Straight

2021

I Went On A Hunt For The Easter Bigfoot And Now He's Eating My Ass

2021

I Freed This Handsome Cargo Ship From The Suez Canal And Now He's Stuck In My Butt

2021

Not Pounded By Anything Vol. 2

Six More Platonic Tales Of Non-Sexual Encounters

2021

Trans Wizard Harriet Porber And The Theater Of Love

An Adult Romance Novel

2021

Absolutely No Thoughts Of Pounding During My Fun Day With This Kind T-Rex Because I'm Aromantic And Asexual And That's A Wonderfully Valid Way Of Proving Love Is Real

2021

Expedition To The Frozen Lake

A Select Your Own Timeline Adventure

2021

Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Physical Manifestation Of Tromp's Twitter Ban That Should've Come Years Sooner But Fine Now That It's Here High Five

2021