Jane is hoping to enjoy a nice dinner with her friend Brenna, but as soon as the night begins a conflict arises. Near the restaurant is a sad, lonesome T-Rex with a sign that says “debate me” rambling on and on about everything from "cancel culture" to “woke Stars War.” Fortunately, Jane and Brenna find the perfect solution to this strange dinosaur, they just ignore him. Can they maintain this self-imposed distance from the T-Rex who can’t stop proclaiming facts are better than feelings in this no sex tingler? The answer is yes, because this T-Rex is horrible. This important tale is 4,100 words of sexless self-confidence as a woman ignores a super annoying conservative dinosaur who thinks he’s cool but everyone else recognizes is deeply, deeply uncool.