After bathing his brain in a cascade of right wing propaganda, George is utterly obsessed with the fictional narrative of a War on Christmas, fully convinced he will soon be banned from celebrating his favorite holiday. In an effort to fight back, George finds himself desperately trying to enlist in the Christmas army, but coming up short. As George struggles to find his way through this yuletide chaos, he becomes increasingly worried about the season. All this culminates with a hardcore gay encounter between George and the physical manifestation of the fictional narrative of a War on Christmas. Will George’s post-orgasmic clarity shed light on the real meaning of this warm and cozy season, or is George destined to fight a holiday war within his own mind forever? This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on sentient fictional War on Christmas action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and living concept love.