Purchase price refunded in full if you do not enjoy this book. See inside for details. Captain's Day is a tale of Birdies, Bogies,Bunkers, Bunk-ups, Bereavement and Bad Language. At Sunnymere Golf Club meticulous plans put in place by club captain Henry Fridlington and his good lady wife Millicent ought to have guaranteed that his Captain's Day would be the best day of his life. However Henry has recently enforced a strict 'no swearing on the golf course' policy, a policy which has not gone down at all well with the membership - and a policy which is largely instrumental, along with more than a little help from Henry himself, in ensuring that far from being the best day in his life his Captain's Day turns into the very worst day of his life. We will spend time with wayward hitter Dogleg Davies; Sylvester Cuddington, proud owner of a newly-modelled golf swing; club throwers supreme Dave Tollemache and Graham Burton; the orally challenged Rhys Jones-Jones; The Red Arrows; the weird and wonderful Phyllis Hill and the even more weird and wonderful Dance DJ Daddy Rhythm; police officers Fearon and James; firemen Jeffers and Blakey; helicopter pilot Green and film cameraman Morton; two young lovers; and members of the press and local radio. So welcome one and all to Captain's Day. Have a good round. Better than sex – Lee Westwood Not as good as sex – Tiger Woods