The day after I threw in my mundane factory job to become a television comedy scriptwriter I was involved in a car accident which left me unable to turn my head. Since then I have never looked back. Before they took me away I wrote BBC television comedy scripts for Les Dawson, The Two Ronnies, Morecambe and Wise, Alas Smith and Jones, Not the Nine O’Clock News, Ken Dodd, Roy Hudd, and several others. I also wrote the award-winning BBC radio series Star Terk Two. I started writing books when I retired from scriptwriting in 1995. Up to now I have written sixteen, all of them humour. Born in New Mills, Derbyshire, England in 1938, I still live there with my wife Delma and my mistress Divine Bottom (in my dreams). My book Stairlift to Heaven is an Amazon Countdown Deal at just 99cents from April 5 to April 12. http://amzn.to/n3Rtx2