Ashlynn... A caveman is chasing me... He’s right behind me, crashing through the jungle. He’s huge, all muscles and fangs and turquoise stripes. His sword is the size of a helicopter blade, and the bulge in his pants is almost as big! He was supposed to be my bodyguard on this dinosaur-infested planet! I guess he changed his mind... I know what cavemen on this woman-less planet like to do to Earth girls: abduct and impregnate! That’s not going to happen to me! So I run! Juri’ex... I don’t like that she runs from me! But I like watching her run. Her round behind has a fluid jiggle to it. Her sweet, alien scent perfumes the air. Even as I hunt her down, I can feel my crotch swelling uncontrollably! I will catch her! And then, who knows? She might like what I’m going to do...