What if Satan was your next-door neighbour but you just thought he was a regular guy, a guy called Jeremy Clovenhoof…? The three friends each have a vision of how a shed in the garden might improve their lives. Those visions are not necessarily the same, but the person who’s wielding the power tools has the final say, don’t they? When Satan indulges in a little Do-It-Yourself, he’ll get ambitious, he’ll get angry, but first of all, he’ll get blind drunk. This is one of the “Satan’s Shorts” series, continuing the story of Clovenhoof. Charged with gross incompetence, Satan is fired from his job as Prince of Hell and exiled to that most terrible of places: English suburbia. Forced to live as a human under the name of Jeremy Clovenhoof, the dark lord not only has to contend with the fact that no one recognises him or gives him the credit he deserves but also has to put up with the bookish wargamer next door and the voracious man-eater upstairs. This story comes bundled with the first six chapters of the brilliant original comic novel, Clovenhoof, described by horror maestro F. Paul Wilson as an “hilarious romp.”