The plot is hot. And so is my kidnapper. I’m talking women swooning in the streets kind of hot. Fainting at the sight of his smile kind of hot. Once in a lifetime kind of hot. And he wants me. It would be perfect, really, if he weren’t completely off his rocker. I mean. Come on. He thinks he’s an assassin, and he kidnapped me. Because every hot assassin needs a tall blonde girl hanging around. Could he be more cliche? Hot or not, he needs to be contained. Hospital, prison—I’m not picky. I’ll have him tied up in a shiny pink bow for the professionals in no time, then it’s Mai Tais on the beach for the rest of my days. But first, how do I get out of these cuffs... Oh No, My Kidnapper Is Hot! is a closed-door dark romantic comedy with hot men, unhinged women, and sizzling innuendoes. Reader expectations are located after the title page and are highly recommended for the best reader experience.

Christmastime on an assassin compound isn’t all that different from Christmastime everywhere else. There’s sledding. There’s cookies. There’s pining over your best friend as he strangles a man in the street. Cue me, mooning over the way his biceps flex as he squeezes our meddlesome neighbor’s throat. When he’s not nearly killing a man—and, let’s be real, even when he is—Basil Cole is the most perfect man on earth. Except for one teensy tiny little thing… He hates Christmas. And me? I love it. A sign, I’m sure, of how we were never meant to be. Now someone just needs to tell that to my heart… Oh No, Best Friend Hates Christmas! is a closed-door dark romantic comedy with plenty of sweet holiday heat, but none of the spice. Reader expectations are located after the title page and are highly recommended for the best reader experience.

Archie Pine is the love of my life. Not that he knows that, of course, because that would be parasocial and creepy and weird. Which I am not. I’m cute, obsessive, and starstruck - especially when Archie’s uncle shows up to offer me the deal of the lifetime. Let him kidnap me, and I’ll get to meet Archie in the flesh. Nevermind that I’ve never been able to work up the courage to approach the object of my affections at any of his many public appearances. And nevermind the fact that I have no clue what to do with the man when he's finally right in front of me. All that matters is that I'm here, and Archie... Archie's been... Stalking me back? Oh No, My Stalker Is Cute! is a closed-door dark romantic comedy with mutual stalking, a marriage of questionable convenience, and a whole lot of hilarity. Reader expectations are located after the title page and are highly recommended for the best reader experience.