Christmastime on an assassin compound isn’t all that different from Christmastime everywhere else. There’s sledding. There’s cookies. There’s pining over your best friend as he strangles a man in the street. Cue me, mooning over the way his biceps flex as he squeezes our meddlesome neighbor’s throat. When he’s not nearly killing a man—and, let’s be real, even when he is—Basil Cole is the most perfect man on earth. Except for one teensy tiny little thing… He hates Christmas. And me? I love it. A sign, I’m sure, of how we were never meant to be. Now someone just needs to tell that to my heart… Oh No, Best Friend Hates Christmas! is a closed-door dark romantic comedy with plenty of sweet holiday heat, but none of the spice. Reader expectations are located after the title page and are highly recommended for the best reader experience.