“You are the heir to the Garin royal family. And you should be the next Empress of Sideros.” Two weeks ago I was a clerk at a Sav-R-Mart in downstate Illinois. That was before a bolt of lightning blasted me to a world where gods, muses, and magic are real, and five gorgeous lords swept me off my feet while we searched for a stolen royal jewel. Now it seems that I have a shot at winning the whole darn crown—even better, it comes with the Buff Lords as my consorts. But to pull this off I need to control my wonky elemental magic and navigate some hella treacherous politics. Oh, and did I mention I'm competing with my cousin for the throne? Talk about a family feud...