Lala and Suki are celebrating their third Valentine’s Day together. Not that they need to spice things up—they’re compatible in every way—but Lala wants to kick things up a notch for the day dedicated to love. A couple of enhancement chocolates, an app controlled device, and some drinks at this cozy little dive bar… Sounds like the perfect night, right? Eros Lovett hates Valentine’s Day. The only reason this grump opens his doors for the ridiculous Hallmark holiday is to offer a place of refuge for all his fellow anti-Valentiners. So when the girls waltz into his bar, giggling and brazenly affectionate, he whips up Cupid’s Chokehold on a dime, hoping the molotov cocktail will have them out the doors sooner rather than later. Just because the rest of the world falls captive to this scam of a holiday doesn’t mean he needs to be subject to it, too. Turns out, the only thing going out the doors are the patrons because when the girls suddenly proposition Eros with a festive ménage à trois, he can’t find it in himself to decline. This Cupid’s arrow might not be laced with love, but lust is in the air, and three isn’t always a crowd. PLEASE If you’re going into this novella expecting a plot-tastic, full length Hallmark masterpiece, Cupid's Chokehold is not for you. This is a quick, smuttylicious read that should take you less than an hour and get you into the Valentine's Day spirit. All books in the Festive Asf Series are complete standalones and do not need to be read in any specific order.