House-sitting a creepy mansion was supposed to be easy—until Nadia accidentally wakes up a grumpy vampire lord who’s now magically bound to her. Step Get him to stop calling people “peasants.” Step Convince him that biting is NOT an acceptable form of communication. Step Absolutely, under no circumstances, fall for him. (Oops.) ✨ Perfect for readers who – Grumpy/sunshine chaos – Forced proximity that sizzles – Cozy rom-coms with a bite